Goblins Must Fuck
Game Information
Developer
Wizard AadVersion
v0.03
Engine
Unity
Release Date
Sep 15, 2026
Last Update
Sep 15, 2026
Censorship
Uncensored
Overview
Goblins Must Fuck is a 3D strategy game for players who want fast tower-defense combat with an adult fantasy edge. The tone is blunt and arcade-like, built around quick rounds of defense rather than long narrative arcs.
Story
You play the last guardian of a magical crystal buried deep in a dungeon, holding the line against waves of invaders from the surface. The only way to survive is to weaken them and take their strength for your own before they reach the core.
Gameplay
Each round has you placing traps and firing magical projectiles to stop enemies before they break through your defenses. Positioning and timing matter more than reflexes, since the goal is to funnel attackers into your kill zones and drain them before they reach the crystal. As enemies press forward, you manage your defenses in real time rather than issuing orders from a distance.
Features
- Full 3D presentation instead of a flat top-down layout
- Monster girl enemies with distinct attack patterns
- A single-objective defense loop centered on protecting one fixed target
Changelog
v0.03
Added a new melee weapon:
Added magical trinkets:
Health regeneration:
Enemy knockback:
Added proper backward movement:
Improved and fixed existing animations:
Improved sounds:
- Added chandeliers that can be dropped on enemies
Added doors:
Added a new crystal:
Added a Supporter Wall:
Added a new level:
Added a new ranged enemy:
Improved visuals and level presentation:
Various fixes and collider improvements:
v0.02
- I've already released the update and managed to accomplish a lot. I wanted to do even more, but I ran out of time. I have a lot of work to do in the next update. I'll be polishing it up, improving the animation and sound (sorry, I messed up a lot during the setup). I also need to finally add a new ranged enemy and a few other things. I also created my own character.
